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Marv [UK]
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 Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2010 12:37 pm Post subject: Who have you quoted in your signature line, and why? |
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As it says, who have you got as a quote in your signature line and why?
Please Post them up and explain 
Modok was on one when someone asked the age old question of "what carbs are best?" and for no other reason than I nearly pissed myself laughing when I read it, I had to quote it.
I can almost picture him (murdoch from the Gorillaz being Modok's avatar) going all Yoda as he says it.
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No progressive, no no no. Progressive is not cool. Hatred Thou shall not. Bad, bad carb. Die progressive die! God shall smote thee that useth it. Thy that be overcarbed shall never see the promised land! 280cfm, 280cfm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!evillll
Ahem.....I mean, the progressive is not the best in my opinion. |
It's one of those rare posts where you can see the emotion in words. I had to add the colour and the accents as I read it, I'm just dissapointed that I couldn't get the whole lot in 
It was the funniest thing I've read on here for ages, thanks Glen 
http://www.thesamba.com/vw/forum/viewtopic.php?p=4422400&highlight=smote#4422400
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Russ Wolfe
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I like the George Carlin quotes.
He had a lot of things right.
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Emeritusx
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I had a good one from a thread here, but it had the word shit in it. So somebody who did not really seem to know what they were doing edited my sigline and jacked it all up...
Although I have seen much more offensive siglines, and I was not even notified...
Anyway thats why I will quote nevermore...
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SuperSamba 
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| Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2010 4:28 pm Post subject: |
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| Emeritusx wrote: |
I had a good one from a thread here, but it had the word shit in it. So somebody who did not really seem to know what they were doing edited my sigline and jacked it all up...
Although I have seen much more offensive siglines, and I was not even notified...
Anyway thats why I will quote nevermore... |
1. Signatures aren't supposed to have swearing, feel free to report anyone else you see who is "much more offensive".
2. Sometimes the signature quote function glitches and jacks up all on its own, we do know what we are doing and how to quote.
3. The only people who can edit signatures are the Admins so take your beef up with one of them privately if necessary.
4. Notified to change it? We did it for you. |
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Emeritusx
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Jawohl mein Herr
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lemke
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| Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2010 7:54 pm Post subject: |
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| Marv [UK] wrote: |
| As it says, who have you got as a quote in your signature line and why? |
You. I don't know why. |
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Thanatos
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"Russ Wolfe wrote:
Many of the people here have used my heads.":
I saw this on the Type 3 forum on a post where Russ was talking about his rebuilt cylinder heads and stating that many Samba Members have used them, and no offense meant or implied toward Russ, but I thought it was funny enough to use in my signature line.
The newbies might start thinking that Russ Wolfe had several spare heads (as in the kind that sits on top of one's neck) and lent them out to members in case they needed his knowledge.  Seriously, I don't think that at all or think that new members would be naive enough to even think that of this tidbit of Russ' Type 3 cylinder-head posting that I appropriated for my sig line, but it's still kinda funny.
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15 windowdelux
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| Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2010 9:12 pm Post subject: |
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| Russ Wolfe wrote: |
I like the George Carlin quotes.
He had a lot of things right. |
I actually got this in a fortune cookie about 3 months ago and the rest just made sense. Its been a tough couple of months.
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a.wilson
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Let's just say someones friend.
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Madtat
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Depends on which voice is telling me to at what time.  |
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--mego
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Mine is a personal reminder if there is someone I want to meet or something I want to do that I need to make more of an effort, not make excuses and not assume there will be another day.
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crofty
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I prefer a list of the heaps that you own or even sold (to Mike in Alabama in '02)
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Spezialist
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| Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 2:49 pm Post subject: |
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The comedy GOLD of the toyota crash thread is quotable, where to start?
Hmmm
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orangeeyesore
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i dont understand the question.
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As it says, who have you got as a quote in your signature line and why? |
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calebmelvin
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Major Woody
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| Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 9:18 am Post subject: |
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I use it to link to my ads, mostly.
But when something truly special comes along, I like to quote it in order to save it for posterity. |
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thewalrus
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Because Dylan's awesome! 
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alexs64
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Mine is pure comedy from chat.
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crofty
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| Mine is pure comedy from chat. |
Yep, that's some watermellon smashin' covered in clear plastic comedy gold right there.
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Lee.
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| alexs64 wrote: |
| Mine is pure comedy from chat. |
Once again.........you're wrong.
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