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Sun Aug 18, 2019 7:20 am

"you can't fix stupid"

Sun Aug 18, 2019 7:21 am

calvinater wrote: "When I nod my head , you hit it "

Moe to Curly

I think that was James Brown to Clyde Stubblefield. :lol:

Sun Aug 18, 2019 9:11 am

calvinater wrote: "one evening after thinking it over for some time, Harold decided to go for a walk in the moonlight."

Sounds like the first time I felt a gal's boobs, walk on the golf course behind her family's house. No-bra era, and she was likely an average "A" size, but felt great !!!

Sun Aug 18, 2019 8:07 pm

"Any sufficiently advanced technology would be indistinguishable from magic."

-Arthur C. Clarke

Mon Aug 19, 2019 4:47 am

"Enough is sufficient"

My chemistry teacher many moons ago

Mon Aug 19, 2019 5:25 am

Jim Gaffigan
"I love camping because you can crap
standing up in the woods!"

Mon Aug 19, 2019 7:15 am

I spent a lot of money on Booze, Birds and Fast Cars. The rest I just squandered - George Best

Mon Aug 19, 2019 8:59 am

" Dont call me Shirley" - from Airplance.

Mon Aug 19, 2019 2:53 pm

nsracing wrote: " Dont call me Shirley" - from Airplance.

"What's your vector Victor?" Airplane

Mon Aug 19, 2019 5:49 pm

Show me a man who became rich as a politician and Ill show you a crook. Harry Truman

Tue Aug 20, 2019 12:04 pm

nsracing wrote: " Dont call me Shirley" - from Airplance.

You can't be serious....

A hospital! What is it?

Tue Aug 20, 2019 2:40 pm

"Excuse me stewardess, I speak Jive." Florence Henderson, Airplane.

Fly On!

Tue Aug 20, 2019 3:38 pm

bluebus86 wrote: "Excuse me stewardess, I speak Jive." Florence Henderson, Airplane.

Actually, it was June Cleaver (played by actress Barbara Billingsley).

Forward to 58 seconds, runs until 1:49: (work warning, sounds starts immediately)

But regardless, it's one of the funniest scenes I've ever seen, since I grew up with "Leave it to Beaver," at least the reruns.

You couldn't make that scene today. Any more than you could make "Blazing Saddles." Shame.

Tue Aug 20, 2019 3:40 pm

KTPhil wrote: Actually, it was June Cleaver (played by actress Barbara Billingsley).

Tue Aug 20, 2019 3:42 pm

:shock: :lol:

Tue Aug 20, 2019 7:04 pm

Pretty sure we could have a long thread dedicated to just Airplane and Caddyshack lines.

So I got that going for me. Which is nice.

Tue Aug 20, 2019 7:12 pm

cdennisg wrote: Pretty sure we could have a long thread dedicated to just Airplane and Caddyshack lines.

So I got that going for me. Which is nice.

Well played sir.
:)

Tue Aug 20, 2019 7:30 pm

hitest wrote: cdennisg wrote: Pretty sure we could have a long thread dedicated to just Airplane and Caddyshack lines.

So I got that going for me. Which is nice.

Well played sir.
:)

Thank you very little.

Sun Aug 25, 2019 6:47 am

Jim Gaffigan
A woman gets a massage and her friends
are like "Good for you."
A guy gets a massage, "You dirty dog!"

Sun Aug 25, 2019 8:23 am

" They ain't makin' Jews like Jesus anymore"

Kinky Friedman