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Sun Aug 12, 2018 10:39 am

so...how is it when I dont like something I tell her and...still,l get it....

Sun Aug 12, 2018 10:54 am

Cusser wrote: oprn wrote: Very early in our marriage I told my wife that I love liver and onions (she does not) but they need to be cooked right. She bought the liver and I showed her how to cook it.
The next day she made me sandwiches for lunch out of ground up cold left over liver mixed with mayo!! :shock:

Lesson learned!

But if you don't speak up when a meal is bad, bet that you'll be served that again !!!

You married guys will understand this: when I wash my shirts and put them to air dry on a horizontal rack in the laundry room, why does Mrs. Cusser feel that it's OK later to lay her wet bras over my drying shirts, like her stuff matters more and she doesn't care if MY stuff doesn't get dry ??? Maybe it's her "oldest child" syndrome.... Take her bras away from her and burn them.

Sun Aug 12, 2018 11:24 am

iowegian wrote: Take her bras away from her and burn them.

When Mrs. Cusser and I do happy hour at home or on the patio, the guideline is no bra.

When Mrs. Cusser and I do happy hour in the above ground pool, there are no rules !!!

Sun Aug 12, 2018 12:26 pm

Cusser wrote: iowegian wrote: Take her bras away from her and burn them.

When Mrs. Cusser and I do happy hour at home or on the patio, the guideline is no bra.

When Mrs. Cusser and I do happy hour in the above ground pool, there are no rules !!!

So, is "happy hour" 24-7 at the Casa de Cusser? 8)

Sun Aug 12, 2018 2:54 pm

Jon Schmid wrote: Cusser wrote: iowegian wrote: Take her bras away from her and burn them.

When Mrs. Cusser and I do happy hour at home or on the patio, the guideline is no bra.

When Mrs. Cusser and I do happy hour in the above ground pool, there are no rules !!!

So, is "happy hour" 24-7 at the Casa de Cusser? 8)

I'm retired, not tired !!!

Mon Aug 13, 2018 4:28 pm

I learned a long time ago that if anyone in my house does anything to inconvenience me, especially if the action is inconsiderate, I move what I am doing, or have done, to a place where no one will think to get to it, whether it be basement, workshop area, shed, or garage.

Fri Sep 14, 2018 3:50 pm

Single guys don’t have these issues.

Sat Sep 15, 2018 11:31 am

Spezialist wrote: Single guys don’t have these issues.

True, and neither do amoeba. But they don't have thumbs. Being a married human male is much better.

Sat Sep 15, 2018 11:57 am

cdennisg wrote: Spezialist wrote: Single guys don’t have these issues.

True, and neither do amoeba. But they don't have thumbs. Being a married human male is much better.

Add three kids and it gets even better, especially with at least one into tinkering with cars, parts, and tools. I miss doing whatever I want, when and how I want. They and the misses drive me nuts day in, day out. I’d do it all over again.

Sat Sep 15, 2018 12:01 pm

cdennisg wrote: Spezialist wrote: Single guys don’t have these issues.

True, and neither do amoeba. But they don't have thumbs. Being a married human male is much better.
Having thumbs makes being a single male much better though. So do smart phones & internet porn. Then again, that makes married life better too :twisted:

Sun Sep 16, 2018 6:30 am

Does anybody else have trouble with towel bars being pulled away from the wall despite using even even toggle bolts? Single guys won't have that problem

Sun Sep 16, 2018 7:53 am

bigdog1962 wrote: Does anybody else have trouble with towel bars being pulled away from the wall despite using even even toggle bolts? Single guys won't have that problem

Or "someone" putting small containers the only shelf in the refrigerator that the taller bottles/containers fit on?

Or "someone" stuffing too much stuff in the clear refrigerator drawers and then trying to force the drawers/bins closed anyway, or just forcing the door shut anyway, breaking the no-longer-available bins, which would've cost over $100 each anyway? Yes - fixed those to be usable with Simpson Strong Ties and rivets....know same would happen even with a brand-new refrigerator !!!

Sun Sep 16, 2018 11:16 am

cdennisg wrote: Spezialist wrote: Single guys don’t have these issues.

True, and neither do amoeba. But they don't have thumbs. Being a married human male is much better.

Because married men die sooner?

Hint that’s a joke, since all of the oldest living men all died single and happy.

Sun Sep 16, 2018 12:21 pm

Spezialist wrote: cdennisg wrote: Spezialist wrote: Single guys don’t have these issues.

True, and neither do amoeba. But they don't have thumbs. Being a married human male is much better.

Because married men die sooner?

Hint that’s a joke, since all of the oldest living men all died single and happy.

Mine was a bit of a joke. too. Just playing around in a long running thread that you were able to rejuvinate.

Sun Sep 16, 2018 3:44 pm

Just thought of one. In a tub/shower with tile walls that has a tile soap dish. Having to reattach or replace when broken the soap dish because it some how fell off but her legs are silky smooth.

Sun Sep 16, 2018 3:47 pm

how do you know they were happy?Calais on their hand? :shock: single or married dosent = happiness....well not all the tyme....so Im told. And many times it's all in your head. we cant all be happy all the time. I hurt so dam bad almost all the time that Im usualy happy just to wake up for another day!! and some days Im on the other side of things and pissed because I wasent dead and did wake up. but then I just think about my kids and lovely wife and that helps a lot. Cars, homes, money dont really make you happy,thats up to you to do for your self most of the time.although it is nice to have them all and ...much more. Remember, your worth isant what you sell at a yard sale, it isant whats in your bank account or all your friends.., it's what your wife hauls to the scrap yard after your dead..... make her work for it!!!! :wink:

Mon Sep 17, 2018 4:51 pm

mark tucker wrote: how do you know they were happy?Calais on their hand? :shock: single or married dosent = happiness....well not all the tyme....so Im told. And many times it's all in your head. we cant all be happy all the time. I hurt so dam bad almost all the time that Im usualy happy just to wake up for another day!! and some days Im on the other side of things and pissed because I wasent dead and did wake up. but then I just think about my kids and lovely wife and that helps a lot. Cars, homes, money dont really make you happy,thats up to you to do for your self most of the time.although it is nice to have them all and ...much more. Remember, your worth isant what you sell at a yard sale, it isant whats in your bank account or all your friends.., it's what your wife hauls to the scrap yard after your dead..... make her work for it!!!! :wink:

I don’t try and define others happiness, when someone reports happiness I believe them.
Haven’t met a chick who didn’t rely on man to make them happy. And I’ve known quite many of them.
My happiest days occur when I have personal freedom,

Mon Sep 17, 2018 5:18 pm

My wife complains about deer camp for 9 days every year. What do I get to do, she says :shock: I tell her I would be glad to set the camper up out there for her 8)

Mon Sep 17, 2018 7:28 pm

cbeck wrote: My wife complains about deer camp for 9 days every year. What do I get to do, she says :shock: I tell her I would be glad to set the camper up out there for her 8)

Nine days is hard core. Three or four is enough for me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UU1b_D4pLu4

Tue Sep 18, 2018 8:34 am

Piece of cake compared to a week at summer camp with 20 kids that aren't yours.