Hello! Log in or Register   |  Help  |  Donate  |  Buy Shirts See all banner ads | Advertise on TheSamba.com  
TheSamba.com
 
Samba member post lines that are quote and signature worthy
Page: Previous  1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10  Next
Forum Index -> Off Topic Share: Facebook Twitter
Reply to topic
Print View
Quick sort: Show newest posts on top | Show oldest posts on top View previous topic :: View next topic  
Author Message
notchback
Insensitive Jerk


Joined: December 16, 2003
Posts: 7024
Location: Behind the Zion Curtain
notchback is offline 

PostPosted: Wed Apr 20, 2016 10:07 pm    Post subject: Re: Samba member post lines that are quote and signature worthy Reply with quote

Low_Slow wrote:
iowegian wrote:
Spezialist wrote:
"Ioweigen curious about how toilets flushing at the equator" they don't have toilets, that's why every country on the equator is a third world country man.
Didn't thesewer teach you anything?

I am not allowed to have a signature line. Crying or Very sad

(and just because of some stoopid Elephant Seal)


I thought it was because you are a r@cist
Back from the dead!
_________________
zeen wrote:
Arguing with johnnypan is like mud-wrestling a pig. After a while you realize he just enjoys playing in the mud, winning the contest is not the point.



FU#3
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail Gallery Classifieds Feedback
TDCTDI
Samba Advocatus Diaboli


Joined: August 31, 2013
Posts: 12846
Location: North Carolina
TDCTDI is offline 

PostPosted: Wed Aug 10, 2016 6:03 am    Post subject: Re: Samba member post lines that are quote and signature worthy Reply with quote

505BusFanatic wrote:
185lb human, 45lb rack, and it felt rock solid.

_________________
Everybody born before 1975 has a story, good, bad, or indifferent, about a VW.


GOFUNDYOURSELF, quit asking everyone to do it for you!


An air cooled VW will make you a hoarder.


Do something, anything, to your project every day, and you will eventually complete it.
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Gallery Classifieds Feedback
FullFender
Samba Member


Joined: October 25, 2014
Posts: 647

FullFender is offline 

PostPosted: Mon Aug 22, 2016 9:17 pm    Post subject: Re: Samba member post lines that are quote and signature worthy Reply with quote

Enkiel wrote:
i just wanted to put my hand in that hole they made in the back of its body.
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Gallery Classifieds Feedback
mark tucker
Samba Member


Joined: April 08, 2009
Posts: 23937
Location: SHALIMAR ,FLORIDA
mark tucker is offline 

PostPosted: Wed Aug 24, 2016 4:40 pm    Post subject: Re: Samba member post lines that are quote and signature worthy Reply with quote

elephant seals??? ok Im stupid just what do they seal? heavy duty seals? pushrod tube seals for the elephant feet rockers? or do they use them to seal the hole in the floor on the equater where they dont have toilets?
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Gallery Classifieds Feedback
iowegian Premium Member
Samba Curmudgeon


Joined: February 16, 2005
Posts: 9829
Location: Somewhere between Dubuque and Keokuk
iowegian is offline 

PostPosted: Wed Aug 24, 2016 6:46 pm    Post subject: Re: Samba member post lines that are quote and signature worthy Reply with quote

mark tucker wrote:
elephant seals??? ok Im stupid just what do they seal? heavy duty seals? pushrod tube seals for the elephant feet rockers? or do they use them to seal the hole in the floor on the equater where they dont have toilets?

Right answer. Laughing
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Gallery Classifieds Feedback
bigdog1962
Samba Member


Joined: August 11, 2010
Posts: 1586
Location: Augusta, Georgia
bigdog1962 is offline 

PostPosted: Thu Aug 25, 2016 8:37 am    Post subject: Re: Samba member post lines that are quote and signature worthy Reply with quote

My first and new signature line courtesy of bluebus86 (with his permission)
Very Happy
_________________
Oprn wrote: I'm getting to the age that any self propelled woman (no wheel chair or walker) looks HOT!! Oooo! look at that Babe! She made it from the dining room all the way to the TV room without help!! Hubba, hubba!!
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail Gallery Classifieds Feedback
mark tucker
Samba Member


Joined: April 08, 2009
Posts: 23937
Location: SHALIMAR ,FLORIDA
mark tucker is offline 

PostPosted: Fri Aug 26, 2016 11:19 am    Post subject: Re: Samba member post lines that are quote and signature worthy Reply with quote

kinda depends on where and whoos face you get tattooedd on you. Wink
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Gallery Classifieds Feedback
Enkiel
Samba Member


Joined: October 21, 2004
Posts: 2771
Location: Quebec, Canada
Enkiel is offline 

PostPosted: Fri Aug 26, 2016 11:22 am    Post subject: Re: Samba member post lines that are quote and signature worthy Reply with quote

FullFender wrote:
Enkiel wrote:
i just wanted to put my hand in that hole they made in the back of its body.
hey now!

I remember, it was about the electrical BMW...

DON'T TAKE ME OUT OF CONTEXT!

Laughing Laughing
_________________
1964 Turkis Flipseat
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Instagram Gallery Classifieds Feedback
FullFender
Samba Member


Joined: October 25, 2014
Posts: 647

FullFender is offline 

PostPosted: Sun Aug 28, 2016 6:44 pm    Post subject: Re: Samba member post lines that are quote and signature worthy Reply with quote

Enkiel wrote:
FullFender wrote:
Enkiel wrote:
i just wanted to put my hand in that hole they made in the back of its body.
hey now!

I remember, it was about the electrical BMW...

DON'T TAKE ME OUT OF CONTEXT!

Laughing Laughing

Twisted Evil
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Gallery Classifieds Feedback
VOLKSWAGNUT
Fastest VW Belt Changer


Joined: October 14, 2007
Posts: 11055
Location: Flippin' a Belt........ .... Off-n-On ... NC USA
VOLKSWAGNUT is offline 

PostPosted: Mon Aug 21, 2017 5:07 am    Post subject: Re: Samba member post lines that are quote and signature worthy Reply with quote

TDCTDI wrote:
GOFUNDYOURSELF, quit asking everyone to do it for you!


YES !!!! Applause
_________________
aka Ken {o\!/o}
Its your vehicle- stop askin' for approval-do what YOU like for cryin' out loud
Better to roll em' how you want and wear em' out-than lettin' em' rot out
Its about the going not the showing
Rebuilt to drive not decorate
WANTED: Local Eatin' Joints, Triple D for TheSamba contributions here http://www.thesamba.com/vw/forum/viewtopic.php?t=570510
Search "VOLKSWAGNUT" on YouTube since you cant watch a "certain" BELT change video round here
Usually and often edited
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website Facebook Gallery Classifieds Feedback
Pez
Samba Member


Joined: September 16, 2003
Posts: 583
Location: Texarkana
Pez is offline 

PostPosted: Mon Aug 21, 2017 8:37 am    Post subject: Re: Samba member post lines that are quote and signature worthy Reply with quote

EverettB wrote:
Tram wrote:
EverettB wrote:
Tram wrote:
EverettB wrote:
enjoyther1de wrote:
EverettB wrote:
TDCTDI wrote:
I just got a new one, thanks enjoyther1de.

No, you don't we don't allow political stuff in signatures.

Posting this publicly as we have had a bunch of people doing that recently that required removal.


Only political stuff that is samba friendly right? Wink


I remove stuff that I agree with too.

Not sure if you are referring to your signature but that is ok.


So quotes from famous Americans are OK, then?

I was wondering why my sig line was all askew, LOL. Could you at least fix the Fye quote? I can't seem to do it.


I cannot fix your signature.
I have never figured out why but sometimes the quoting tags don't work in there


Odd. It was OK till part of my sig oddly disappeared a week or so ago. I'll see if I can fix it again.

EDIT: Figured it out. There was no space between the "Happy Trails" part and the Fye quote. Spaced it down a line and it's a proper quote again. Maybe that's the key.

Say, are you hiring? Smile


You are hired as the official signature fixer.
I will start having people PM you will all signature questions. Very Happy



This legit? Hey Tram, this may be against the rules. Can I get political stuff in my sig? Also can you set it so every other letter is in CAPs and also different color font? I don't want people to get the wrong idea. I'll send you a PM that I will drag out over several weeks but won't use the sig in the end! Welcome to TS management btw.

Thanks bunches
_________________
Always chasing Squirrel's.
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Gallery Classifieds Feedback
aeromech
Samba Member


Joined: January 24, 2006
Posts: 16959
Location: San Diego, California
aeromech is offline 

PostPosted: Mon Aug 21, 2017 11:34 am    Post subject: Re: Samba member post lines that are quote and signature worthy Reply with quote

Can you make it to Surrey? I hear there's a so so Vw guy who lives there.

Haha.. Yea I tried to send him a pm, but I don't think it went through..

He's probably out ice fishing or snow machining or something

Busdaddy wrote
The only ice involved in my local fishing trips is found in the cooler clattering around amongst the wobbly pops Razz
_________________
Lead Mechanic: San Diego Air and Space Museum
Licensed Airframe and Powerplant Mechanic
Licensed Pilot (Single engine Land)
Boeing 727,737-200-300-400,757,767
Airbus A319,320,321
DC9/MD80
BAe146
Fokker F28/F100
VW type 1 1962,63,65,69,72
VW Type 2 1971 (3 ea.) 1978, 1969
VW Jetta
VW Passat
Capable of leaping tall buildings in a single bound
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail Gallery Classifieds Feedback
Tram
Samba Socialist


Joined: May 02, 2003
Posts: 22711
Location: Still Feelin' the Bern- Once you've felt it you can't un- feel it.
Tram is offline 

PostPosted: Mon Aug 21, 2017 11:56 am    Post subject: Re: Samba member post lines that are quote and signature worthy Reply with quote

Pez wrote:
EverettB wrote:
Tram wrote:
EverettB wrote:
Tram wrote:
EverettB wrote:
enjoyther1de wrote:
EverettB wrote:
TDCTDI wrote:
I just got a new one, thanks enjoyther1de.

No, you don't we don't allow political stuff in signatures.

Posting this publicly as we have had a bunch of people doing that recently that required removal.


Only political stuff that is samba friendly right? Wink


I remove stuff that I agree with too.

Not sure if you are referring to your signature but that is ok.


So quotes from famous Americans are OK, then?

I was wondering why my sig line was all askew, LOL. Could you at least fix the Fye quote? I can't seem to do it.


I cannot fix your signature.
I have never figured out why but sometimes the quoting tags don't work in there


Odd. It was OK till part of my sig oddly disappeared a week or so ago. I'll see if I can fix it again.

EDIT: Figured it out. There was no space between the "Happy Trails" part and the Fye quote. Spaced it down a line and it's a proper quote again. Maybe that's the key.

Say, are you hiring? Smile


You are hired as the official signature fixer.
I will start having people PM you will all signature questions. Very Happy



This legit? Hey Tram, this may be against the rules. Can I get political stuff in my sig? Also can you set it so every other letter is in CAPs and also different color font? I don't want people to get the wrong idea. I'll send you a PM that I will drag out over several weeks but won't use the sig in the end! Welcome to TS management btw.

Thanks bunches


LMAO!
_________________
Немає виправдання для війни! Я з Україною.

Bryan67 wrote:
Just my hands. And a little lube. No tools.


To best contact me, please use the EMAIL function in my profile
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail Gallery Classifieds Feedback
EverettB Premium Member
Administrator


Joined: April 11, 2000
Posts: 69802
Location: Phoenix Metro
EverettB is offline 

PostPosted: Mon Aug 21, 2017 5:53 pm    Post subject: Re: Samba member post lines that are quote and signature worthy Reply with quote

Pez wrote:
I'll send you a PM that I will drag out over several weeks but won't use the sig in the end! Welcome to TS management btw.

This is scarily accurate and you obviously have experience so... you're hired!
_________________
How to Post Photos
Everett Barnes - [email protected] | My wanted ads
"Water is the only drink for a wise man" | "Communication prevents complaints"
Stop dead photo links! Post your photos to The Samba Gallery!
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail Visit poster's website Facebook Instagram Gallery Classifieds Feedback
TheDon
Samba Member


Joined: July 14, 2005
Posts: 498
Location: Windermere
TheDon is offline 

PostPosted: Mon Aug 21, 2017 6:03 pm    Post subject: Re: Samba member post lines that are quote and signature worthy Reply with quote

see below
_________________
lawn ninja wrote:
Every time I crush a fat chick I feel like a I save baby kittens and baby kittens are important to everyone.
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Gallery Classifieds Feedback
wcfvw69 Premium Member
Samba Purist


Joined: June 10, 2004
Posts: 13389
Location: Arizona
wcfvw69 is offline 

PostPosted: Mon Aug 21, 2017 8:55 pm    Post subject: Re: Samba member post lines that are quote and signature worthy Reply with quote

Skills has made me laugh out loud more than I think anyone else on this site. Busdaddy drops some zingers on occasion too.

My favorite from Skills-

"I've done better burnouts on my 10 speed bike"..
_________________
Contact me at [email protected]
Follow me on instagram @sparxwerksllc

Decades of VW and VW parts restoration experience.
The Samba member since 2004.

**Now rebuilding throttle bodies for VW's and Porsche's**
**Restored German Bosch distributors for sale or I can restore yours**
**Restored German Pierburg fuel pumps for sale or I can restore yours**
**Restored Porsche fuel pumps or I can restore yours**
**Restored Porsche distributors or I can restore yours**
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail Gallery Classifieds Feedback
Pez
Samba Member


Joined: September 16, 2003
Posts: 583
Location: Texarkana
Pez is offline 

PostPosted: Mon Aug 21, 2017 8:56 pm    Post subject: Re: Samba member post lines that are quote and signature worthy Reply with quote

EverettB wrote:
Pez wrote:
I'll send you a PM that I will drag out over several weeks but won't use the sig in the end! Welcome to TS management btw.

This is scarily accurate and you obviously have experience so... you're hired!



Oh dear god no! How do I get fired?
_________________
Always chasing Squirrel's.
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Gallery Classifieds Feedback
EverettB Premium Member
Administrator


Joined: April 11, 2000
Posts: 69802
Location: Phoenix Metro
EverettB is offline 

PostPosted: Mon Aug 21, 2017 10:55 pm    Post subject: Re: Samba member post lines that are quote and signature worthy Reply with quote

Pez wrote:
EverettB wrote:
Pez wrote:
I'll send you a PM that I will drag out over several weeks but won't use the sig in the end! Welcome to TS management btw.

This is scarily accurate and you obviously have experience so... you're hired!

Oh dear god no! How do I get fired?

We don't fire people but you have been let go due to downsizing.
If we need you again you can come back as a contractor for 3x the salary.
_________________
How to Post Photos
Everett Barnes - [email protected] | My wanted ads
"Water is the only drink for a wise man" | "Communication prevents complaints"
Stop dead photo links! Post your photos to The Samba Gallery!
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail Visit poster's website Facebook Instagram Gallery Classifieds Feedback
vwjetboat
Samba Member


Joined: May 11, 2017
Posts: 1732
Location: Florida
vwjetboat is offline 

PostPosted: Mon Aug 21, 2017 11:51 pm    Post subject: Re: Samba member post lines that are quote and signature worthy Reply with quote

I work for free..





Parts
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Gallery Classifieds Feedback
Pez
Samba Member


Joined: September 16, 2003
Posts: 583
Location: Texarkana
Pez is offline 

PostPosted: Tue Aug 22, 2017 5:58 am    Post subject: Re: Samba member post lines that are quote and signature worthy Reply with quote

EverettB wrote:
Pez wrote:
EverettB wrote:
Pez wrote:
I'll send you a PM that I will drag out over several weeks but won't use the sig in the end! Welcome to TS management btw.

This is scarily accurate and you obviously have experience so... you're hired!

Oh dear god no! How do I get fired?

We don't fire people but you have been let go due to downsizing.
If we need you again you can come back as a contractor for 3x the salary.


Haha! Apparently you have experience working with the government!
_________________
Always chasing Squirrel's.
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Gallery Classifieds Feedback
Display posts from previous:   
Reply to topic    Forum Index -> Off Topic All times are Mountain Standard Time/Pacific Daylight Savings Time
Page: Previous  1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10  Next
Page 3 of 10

 
Jump to:  
You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum

About | Help! | Advertise | Donate | Premium Membership | Privacy/Terms of Use | Contact Us | Site Map
Copyright © 1996-2023, Everett Barnes. All Rights Reserved.
Not affiliated with or sponsored by Volkswagen of America | Forum powered by phpBB
Links to eBay or other vendor sites may be affiliate links where the site receives compensation.