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VOLKSWAGNUT
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 19, 2016 2:05 pm    Post subject: Samba member post lines that are quote and signature worthy Reply with quote

I've read quite a few really good Samba member posts that had lines that were considered hysterical, informative, inspirational, stupid, ridiculous, enlightening and even brutal..

Some of you have already found and used some good lines and added them to your profile signature respectively.

So .. Share those Samba members words you feel are quote and signature worthy..

Arrow Quote them as the actual Samba member..

Keep it real and legit... no bull, no drama.. and most important of all... = fun..

Simply post those lines as quotes of SAMBA members only.

Don't quote yourself.. Rolling Eyes Laughing .
Don't get offended if you are quoted... cause you wrote it somewhere on here.
and...
Don't go making stuff up or harass either

Be respectful to the Samba rules. (The forum Do's and Don'ts)

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DON'T post political/religious comments, signatures, avatars, pictures, or videos. This includes anything that could be considered a conspiracy theory or anything EvertteB can prove false via Google.
DON'T use obscene or abusive language or images in avatars, usernames, or signatures
DON'T use insult or ridicule other members or this web site in your avatar or signature, this includes using another member's picture as your avatar




Alright... ready.. set.. and... GO!...


A few inspirational examples.

Everett wrote:
Communication prevents complaints


Jennepher wrote:
If your post begins "I know this is against the rules but..." just stop typing


HippyTom wrote:
If it's a little of both (Rat and Patina) I guess that makes it a "Ratina".


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you would be surprised at the number of people that are complete assholes on here but super nice when you meet them in person and vice versa Rolling Eyes Wink


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I am an asshole in real life if anyone cares, yet people want to talk to me in real life Think


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P.S. I'll still prolly bring my own lunch because I see the people making it.




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PostPosted: Fri Feb 19, 2016 9:12 pm    Post subject: Re: Samba member post lines that are quote and signature worthy Reply with quote

in a horn thread, this was posted:

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one tab to ground, the other to a 12 volt source. Listen intently for a sound.


had a good laugh on that one
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 19, 2016 9:35 pm    Post subject: Re: Samba member post lines that are quote and signature worthy Reply with quote

In a ratty VS: mechanically sound thread:

crofty wrote:
I am fascinated by people who bolt on narrowed beams, straight axle kits and raise their steering boxes and get so damned upset when someone says they don't share their taste in modifications. The only ones getting upset are the Custom Guys.

Who cares if someone else doesn't like your car? I sure as hell don't get all butt hurt if someone thinks my camper sucks or thinks it would look better if it was "slammed like a bitch".

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"I don't like hamburgers"
"WTF? You elitist douchebag, my hamburger is hella yummy. Go F yourself".

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 20, 2016 8:28 am    Post subject: Re: Samba member post lines that are quote and signature worthy Reply with quote

Ken, You will like this one Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 20, 2016 9:00 am    Post subject: Re: Samba member post lines that are quote and signature worthy Reply with quote

This one stuck in my head...
Vanhag wrote:
Now excuse me while I go douse myself in gasoline and self immolate because I have posted twice in the baywindow forum.

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 20, 2016 9:31 am    Post subject: Re: Samba member post lines that are quote and signature worthy Reply with quote

rusty busty wrote:
This one stuck in my head...
Vanhag wrote:
Now excuse me while I go douse myself in gasoline and self immolate because I have posted in the baywindow forum.


After being in that forum for years, I am starting to feel the same recently.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 20, 2016 11:45 am    Post subject: Re: Samba member post lines that are quote and signature worthy Reply with quote

babysnakes wrote:
rusty busty wrote:
This one stuck in my head...
Vanhag wrote:
Now excuse me while I go douse myself in gasoline and self immolate because I have posted in the baywindow forum.


After being in that forum for years, I am starting to feel the same recently.


I concur.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 20, 2016 4:51 pm    Post subject: Re: Samba member post lines that are quote and signature worthy Reply with quote

tootype2crazy wrote:
babysnakes wrote:
rusty busty wrote:
This one stuck in my head...
Vanhag wrote:
Now excuse me while I go douse myself in gasoline and self immolate because I have posted in the baywindow forum.


After being in that forum for years, I am starting to feel the same recently.


I concur.



I hope quoting you quoting me isn't against the quoting rules of this thread.....


But for the record, I was luckily I ran out of matches.





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PostPosted: Sat Feb 20, 2016 5:30 pm    Post subject: Re: Samba member post lines that are quote and signature worthy Reply with quote

Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it. Never forget

PITApan wrote:
EZ Gruv wrote:
Maybe you just take the battery out like a normal person?
Normal people are idiots.

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 23, 2016 10:41 am    Post subject: Re: Samba member post lines that are quote and signature worthy Reply with quote

Brian wrote:
Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it. Never forget

PITApan wrote:
EZ Gruv wrote:
Maybe you just take the battery out like a normal person?
Normal people are idiots.


Where is that guys 'battery door' thread? Did Everett delete it? Can't find it anywhere. I know it was locked, I just wanted to see those pics of his hacked up bus again.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 23, 2016 12:38 pm    Post subject: Re: Samba member post lines that are quote and signature worthy Reply with quote

It has been said.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 23, 2016 10:52 pm    Post subject: Re: Samba member post lines that are quote and signature worthy Reply with quote

awreed wrote:
Where is that guys 'battery door' thread?


http://www.thesamba.com/vw/forum/viewtopic.php?t=618966
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 24, 2016 6:35 am    Post subject: Re: Samba member post lines that are quote and signature worthy Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 24, 2016 1:47 pm    Post subject: Re: Samba member post lines that are quote and signature worthy Reply with quote

70% of Skim's posts should be in here. Laughing I really miss the Rants back in the day, the looter photoshop thread was priceless.
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 24, 2016 2:00 pm    Post subject: Re: Samba member post lines that are quote and signature worthy Reply with quote

'64cal lookdub wrote:
70% of Skim's posts should be in here. Laughing I really miss the Rants back in the day, the looter photoshop thread was priceless.

I remember I got in trouble for cross posting the "Dictionary"
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 26, 2016 8:54 am    Post subject: Re: Samba member post lines that are quote and signature worthy Reply with quote

I just got a new one, thanks enjoyther1de.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 26, 2016 10:39 am    Post subject: Re: Samba member post lines that are quote and signature worthy Reply with quote

TDCTDI wrote:
I just got a new one, thanks enjoyther1de.

No, you don't we don't allow political stuff in signatures.

Posting this publicly as we have had a bunch of people doing that recently that required removal.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 26, 2016 11:07 am    Post subject: Re: Samba member post lines that are quote and signature worthy Reply with quote

EverettB wrote:
we don't allow political stuff in signatures.
l.


Thats signature rule #1...

Come on.. lets get this topic rollin' along..
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 26, 2016 3:31 pm    Post subject: Re: Samba member post lines that are quote and signature worthy Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 26, 2016 7:09 pm    Post subject: Re: Samba member post lines that are quote and signature worthy Reply with quote

I use this...
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